Chelsea can’t help but make me laugh. Her conversation with her muse is a hoot. Enjoy.
“No, Love, yeh can’ wrie-that!”
What?
“That bid abou’ ‘ow sad yer life is. I mean, people ken only take so much abou’ yeh ea’in’ yer toffee in the closet.”
I sit back, stuck. But, I felt inspired to write because I felt depressed. Wasn’t that-
“No, Love. T’ain’t ‘inspired’ – leastaways, not by me.”
Huh. Well… I had another epiphany, back when–
“Definitely not.” Harumph. “We’ll not be bringing politics out again.“
But–
“No ‘buts’ about it, young lady. No self-respecting writer would name a rant as ‘inspiration,’ either.”
I face another dead end as my cursor blinks in an empty page. What else can I write? Maybe poetry?
“Shtop rright therrre!”
But I only just–
“I-yuh know what you thought to do, and I’ll have none of it! Poetrrry must flow frrom an experrienced poet, one bending a keen earh to…
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That muse shoots from the hip. So funny:)
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Chelsea put together a great post. I think she and her muse did just fine. Thanks for stopping by, Inese. I hope your holidays are safe, warm, and peaceful. ❤
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Yes, Chelsea has a great sense of humor:) I have read her short stories. they are fantastic.
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Just a naturally funny person, I think. And talented. Thanks for reading, Inese. ❤
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She (and her muse) are talented!
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I think so too, Jacquie. Chelsea may not be feeling her muse, but (s)he’s there. Thanks for stopping by, my friend. ❤
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Thank you, Jacquie. You’re too kind; I’ve read your stuff. 🙂
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I love her accent!
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Me too. Chelsea lives in Utah, which makes it even more entertaining. 🙂
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Hey!
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I can really hear that muse!
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Me too, Elizabeth. I love it. Chelsea is very creative, and she has a great sense of humor. Thanks for stopping by to read!
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Ha! Thanks Chelsea and Diana. Hugs on the wing.
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I’d never guess that Chelsea is struggling. Her muse seems to be in full swing. Thanks for stopping by to read, Teagan. Have a wonderful week. ❤
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If by “swing” you mean “sleep,” you’re correct!
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this is pretty funny!
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Chelsea has a great sense of humor, Cindy. I’m glad you enjoyed meeting her muse. 🙂
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Very funny.. I sure did! ❤️❤️❤️
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