Greg’s stories always crack me up and this one is no exception. Enjoy!
As many of you know, my muse and I broke up last year.
I cast no blame, the fault was just as much mine as hers.
She wanted more from me, or perhaps she wanted more than me, but either way the result was the same: harsh words, flashes of anger and disappointment.
The usual stuff.
Don’t get me wrong, she was a good muse – and she promised to make me a great writer – but as good as some people are, they are just no good for each other.
I reminded her that I never aspired to greatness. She reminded me that I never aspired to anything.
We were both wasting each other’s time.
It was not an easy break. She fooled around and I goofed off. We split up, came back together, split up again and finally she stomped out of my writing room and snatched away…
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Wow what a fun and thrilling muse by Greg. Superb and a thorough entertainment. Lovely post, Diana.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it. Greg has a very entertaining blog. And this post is no exception. Thanks for the visit!
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You are always welcome dear Diana 💗💗💗💗💗
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What a clever imagination!
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Greg’s posts are a hoot, Jacquie. Always entertaining. Thanks for taking the time to read and comment. 🙂
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It’s always fun to see something from Greg. Thanks for posting. Hugs on the wing!
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Thanks, Teagan. I love blogs that make me laugh and Greg’s do that consistently. Have a lovely weekend, my friend. Your muse post will be up tomorrow. 🙂
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Oh! That’s very kind of you, Diana. Thanks so much.
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A big smile and laugh out loud for this, thank you Diana…and Greg! 🙂
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Greg has a great sense of humor, Holly. I’m glad you got to read this one. Never a dull moment over there in Almost Iowa. 🙂 Have a wonderful weekend, my friend. ❤
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I will Diana, you do the same. I adore the Muse series, it’s so funny and so on spot! xoxo
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❤ Thanks. ❤
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I loved Greg’s post Diana. Thanks for introducing so many talented bloggers to me.
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What a great comment, Balroop. I’m so glad you’re enjoying the series. I find it all fascinating, creative, and insightful. Have a lovely weekend, my friend. ❤
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My ex-Muse thanks you for this prompt, she is getting cards and letters (remember them?) as well as texts, tweets and emails. Her fanbase is expanding rapidly.
How come she is getting so much more sympathy than me?
It’s not fair.
Got to say, it has spooked my new muse a bit, but she is a champ and is hanging in there.
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You’re getting some new fans, Greg. And I suspect most of us are now interested in how this new muse is going to work out. Thanks so much for joining in. Your post was a riot. 🙂
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I love this series and reading about other people’s muses. Thanks for doing this and including me!
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You’re welcome. I enjoy the humor and the variety, Suzanne. It’s so interesting to see how authors envision their muses and the relationships are all different. Greg is like you in that you’re both consistently hilarious. Happy Weekend!
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Yes, I read his post on Expiry Dates and related so much, but the comments were closed! I’ll have to start following him:-)
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You won’t regret the follow, Suzanne. He doesn’t post often, but his posts are consistently a hoot. 🙂
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What a great job Greg did with this! Thanks for sharing, Diana. Very funny! 🙂
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Greg is very funny in general, Jill. I love his posts as they are so relatable and poke fun at the challenges of daily life. I’m so glad you enjoyed this one. Have a wonderful weekend, my friend. 🙂
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Agreed Diana. Greg and his stories are a hoot! Yours and his muse stories are what originally inspired this muse madness! 🙂
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You’ve were part of that energy, Brad, with your frequent muse conversations. I don’t think Muse Brad has been missing at all. I did get a good laugh out of the speed-dating. Too funny. Thanks for the comment, my friend.
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It’s been fun. Thanks for kicking off this round of muse mischief!
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I’m heading right over there to read the rest! He’s always worth the read!
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I know. Greg’s posts are hysterical, Chelsea. I hope you enjoy the read. If your muse is around, you’re welcome to join in. 😀 Have a great weekend!
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As I told Greg, I think mine might’ve left me.
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Lol. No way. She/he is out there waiting for the baby to get a little older. 🙂 No pressure, but a bit of a check-in would be interesting and fun (for us). Have a great weekend and Happy Writing, my friend.
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Diana, I am loving this prompt! You have unearthed such fun and creative responses. Nice to meet you Greg. Oh, wow, “it isn’t you, it’s me” breakup. We have all had relationships like this. Speed dating site is exceptionally funny and witty take. “…suppose it was the way I came across..” hmmmmm…….you had me at ice cream.🙂 Erica
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Thanks for reading, Erica. Greg’s posts are consistently fun. Very wry and relatable. I was so glad that he saw the prompt and decided to play along. And I’m delighted that you’re enjoying these. Have a lovely weekend, my friend. 🙂
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