The Day My Muse Sent Her Sister

I’m delighted to share another muse post. This one by the very funny Sarah Brentyn at Lemon Shark. Her muse sent her diva sister over to harass Sarah. Hop over to her blog for a laugh. πŸ™‚

Lemon Shark

β€œOh, no,” I gasped.

She rolled her eyes.

β€œWhat did I do to deserve this?” I whined. She’d only visited once before, when I’d stopped writing and started wallowing in self-pity. I didn’t know why, but I knew I was in for it. My muse’s sister is a diva.

β€œLet’s get this over with,” she huffed. β€œI’ve got a manicure at three.”

I turned my chair to her. β€œFine.”

She put her hand on her hip. β€œYou’re not funny. I mean, your sense of humor is so dry, it needs a chaser. Or a shot of tequila. Or both.”

β€œYeah, I know.”

She started ticking off my offenses on her fingers. β€œYou’re sarcastic and snarky.”

β€œI’ve been called worse.”

β€œEvery once in a great while, you manage a bit of wit but that’s it. And you’re completely crazy with your alliteration and internal rhyming.”

β€œI’m not the only one,” I…

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41 thoughts on “The Day My Muse Sent Her Sister

  1. Thank you for sharing this, Diana! I love reading about these interactions with Muses – so entertaining! 😊

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  2. Antonia says:

    This is great, thank you for sharing Diana! On a side note, this picture makes me want to watch Gone With the Wind, love this moment in the movie!

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  3. dgkaye says:

    Loving this cycle you’ve started Diana. Sarah’s was so funny. πŸ™‚ x

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  4. Oh, that was another good share, Diana! πŸ™‚ I enjoyed meeting Sarah and her muse’s sister.

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  5. How delightful. I need a good dose of humor today.

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  6. The creativity keeps on shining through as the muses speak through your blog. This ‘sister muse’ gave me the chuckles throughout.

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  7. Jennie says:

    This was really good. Funny!

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  8. These are all so much fun! Love to get a glimpse of other writers’ muses. And humor. So much humor! πŸ˜€

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  9. You started some delightful fun, Diana. Hugs

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  10. *gasp* I am so sorry! How did she make it here? I can not believe her. I hope she didn’t bother you. Though… I’m thinking your muse could take care of the situation. Hmm. Battle of the Muses?

    Thank you sharing this, for the inspiration, and for that lovely introduction. πŸ’•

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  11. Anor says:

    I enjoyed this !

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