I’m delighted to share another muse post. This one by the very funny Sarah Brentyn at Lemon Shark. Her muse sent her diva sister over to harass Sarah. Hop over to her blog for a laugh. 🙂
“Oh, no,” I gasped.
She rolled her eyes.
“What did I do to deserve this?” I whined. She’d only visited once before, when I’d stopped writing and started wallowing in self-pity. I didn’t know why, but I knew I was in for it. My muse’s sister is a diva.
“Let’s get this over with,” she huffed. “I’ve got a manicure at three.”
I turned my chair to her. “Fine.”
She put her hand on her hip. “You’re not funny. I mean, your sense of humor is so dry, it needs a chaser. Or a shot of tequila. Or both.”
“Yeah, I know.”
She started ticking off my offenses on her fingers. “You’re sarcastic and snarky.”
“I’ve been called worse.”
“Every once in a great while, you manage a bit of wit but that’s it. And you’re completely crazy with your alliteration and internal rhyming.”
“I’m not the only one,” I…
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Thank you for sharing this, Diana! I love reading about these interactions with Muses – so entertaining! 😊
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This was a funny one, Tanya. I’ve had a great time with all the muse personalities. Who knew? Hope you’re having a wonderful week. 🙂
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This is great, thank you for sharing Diana! On a side note, this picture makes me want to watch Gone With the Wind, love this moment in the movie!
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Thanks, Antonia. 🙂 (Isn’t that a fantastic scene? One of the best, though there are a lot.)
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Sarah is pretty hilarious, Antonia. She did a great job with the post. I haven’t seen Gone with the Wind in ages. It would be fun to watch again. Thanks for stopping by, my friend. 🙂
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Loving this cycle you’ve started Diana. Sarah’s was so funny. 🙂 x
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She’s a hoot, Debby, so I’m not surprised the post was so funny. Thanks for stopping by to read 🙂
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My reading pleasure Diana. 🙂
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She definitely started something. 🙂 Muses are so fun to write about. Thank you, Debby.
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Pleasure Sarah. I don’t think you’ve read my comment yet on your own posting? I’m waiting for confirmation? 🙂 x
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I don’t believe I have. Apologies. I just came up for air… *blub* Send a life vest! 😉 Seriously, I’m drowning online and in real life and trying to keep up. Will get to that ASAP. Thanks! ❤
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I’ll send you a life raft. 🙂 ❤
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Oh, that was another good share, Diana! 🙂 I enjoyed meeting Sarah and her muse’s sister.
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Sarah is a wonderful wri.ter, Mary. I’m sharing three more today Lots of muses are enjoying a little limelight. Have a wonderful Sunday. 🙂
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Thanks, Mary. 🙂
Love that all these muses are getting some time in the limelight, Diana. You’re an inspiration to muses everywhere.
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How delightful. I need a good dose of humor today.
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I’m glad you found some, Jacqui. Sarah is pretty funny. These muse posts have been full of humor and I’m happy to share. Have a wonderful Sunday. 🙂
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Thank you, Jacqui. 🙂 Happy Sunday.
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The creativity keeps on shining through as the muses speak through your blog. This ‘sister muse’ gave me the chuckles throughout.
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She certainly is a diva! I think I’ll keep my hulk. Thanks for reading and playing along, Pam. 🙂
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Glad you got a chuckle out of it, Pam. 🙂 These muse posts really are creative…so fun to read. (I think I just violated, like, four rules there.)
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This was really good. Funny!
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Sarah is pretty funny in general. I’m glad her muse’s sister isn’t anywhere around my writing room. Thanks for reading, Jennie. 🙂
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Ha-ha! Best to you, Diana. 🙂
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Thanks, Jennie. Though I don’t think she’d agree about the “funny” part. 😉 Happy Sunday.
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You’re welcome, Sarah. Best to you.
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These are all so much fun! Love to get a glimpse of other writers’ muses. And humor. So much humor! 😀
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The humor is great fun. These muses are a bunch of cards. It’s amazing that they’re actually helpful. 😀
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This muse post is turning into something big. 🙂 It really is fun. Thanks, Julie.
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You started some delightful fun, Diana. Hugs
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It’s been fun, Teagan. Three more today. My blogging schedule is out the window! I’ll probably start “rounding them up” if I continue to get a lot of them. I love all the enthusiasm. 🙂
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It is fun, Teagan. Apparently, conversations with our muses is a huge draw. 🙂
Diana, I think you’ll be doing that round-up post. You really started something here. (Hope your muse is keeping you on target, though.)
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Love it.
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Sarah is pretty comical. I’m glad you enjoyed it, Judy. 🙂
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Thank you! 🙂
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*gasp* I am so sorry! How did she make it here? I can not believe her. I hope she didn’t bother you. Though… I’m thinking your muse could take care of the situation. Hmm. Battle of the Muses?
Thank you sharing this, for the inspiration, and for that lovely introduction. 💕
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It’s funny and clever, Sarah. I love the attitude. I hope her sister isn’t so hard on you! We’re on the first draft over here, so my muse blocked Vivian at the door. She can come back later 🙂
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Her sister is not. You wouldn’t even know they’re related. 😉 Very good to know your muse blocked Vivian. I’m sure she left in a huff.
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I enjoyed this !
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I’m so glad. Sarah has a great sense of humor. I love her writing. 🙂
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Thank you. 🙂 And, thanks, Diana, for the wonderful compliment. I’d better not let that go to my head or I’ll be getting another visit…
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