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Complete silliness. I wrote these on the back of my boarding pass during my flight to Utah.
A pig with a style debonaire
Soft-shoed it like Freddie Astaire
Cha-cha and can-can
Still pork in a pan
Thus ended his dance with a flare
Beware of the lecherous goose
His urges are bawdy and loose
Beneath his white feathers
He has studly black leathers
So his charm is a fowl-minded ruse
A feeble and cowardly chicken
Subjected to mean-hearted pickin’
Worked out day and night
Showed up for a fight
And gave those biddies a lickin’
When the summer grows hot and hazy
The cows in the meadow turn lazy
Supine they repose
with udders exposed
and the horny young oxen go crazy
A wily and smart-witted lamb
Professed to the great taste of ham
The hogs had a fit
And away they all lit
So the farmer stewed mutton and ram
A turkey who drank and gobbled
Indulged ’til his red waddle bobbled
He tried a straight strut
And he trotted well, but
In the end, that old turkey just wobbled
Myths of the Mirror 
Lovely limericks. My best is the fourth one.
Limericks is what I do on my blog. You could check it out.
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Thanks for visiting. You found my only limerick post! They’re great fun and I’ll be over to check out yours 🙂
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Oh, wow, I loved these. Limericks are a great form of poetry. Your piglet pics are super too – so cute!
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Thanks so much. I like writing them – they’re like little puzzles, and these were silly distractions while I was traveling. Happy Poeting!
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Fantastic! I have to say I do feel sorry for the animals though!
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Me too. I felt bad for all the conflict and many poor animals ending up on the supper table! It’s just what came out while I was sardined on a little plane. Thanks for the visit and I’m glad you enjoyed them. 🙂
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Very funny. I am curious and have to as this question because that’s what struck me as I was reading. Were you hungry at the time? :o)
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Ha ha. I don’t think so. I felt a little bad about all the “animals as food” references since I don’t eat that way in real life. These just poured out uncensored, so I went with them. 😀
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LOL, thanks I know there are no meals on domestic flights any more, just peanuts and chips so I thought you might have been hungry. :o)
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🙂
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Haha love these, I needed some humor today ! 🙂 Thanks Diana.
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Thanks Lynne. They’re pretty silly. I’m glad you got a chuckle out of them 🙂
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Brilliant! Thanks for the grin Diana 😜
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Thanks, Val. A very silly day as I headed out for a break. Glad I got a grin out of you. 🙂
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Wow, you made my day Diana..I really love how you have put a curve lines on my face after reading this.
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Ha ha. I have my bouts of silliness, for sure. Glad I got a smile out of you!
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Hang on to that boarding pass!
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It’s gone, Mick, but now the rhymes are immortalized on the old blog. Thanks for reading. Glad you enjoyed them 🙂
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Definitely, Diana. We want more!
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Such a treat to read!! One of the best limericks I’ve ever read!! 😀
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Thanks so much for the comment. I dont’ know if they are star-worthy, but if I got a laugh out of you, I’m happy. 🙂
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You definitely did!! I loved it!! 😀 😀
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Diana, this is so cute!
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Thanks, Antonia. I’m glad you enjoyed my silly rhymes. Have a wonderful weekend 🙂
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Diana, these are so humorous…these light, funny verses brightened up my evening reading time! You are such a gloriously versatile author. xoxo
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Just being silly, Lana. These were a fun way to pass the time. I’m glad they brightened your evening 😀
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One time I was being silly writing poems in the style of Dr. Seuss….ended up being a children’s poetry book.
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I can imagine that would be lots of fun, and someday I’d love to pull something together for children. These were not appropriate, however. 😀 😀
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Yeah, maybe not those, ha ha.
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